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MARCHVEGAS Scorecard:

Hole 1. The Birth of MARCHVEGAS.com – par
Hole 2. 11 – par
Hole 3. 12 & 13 – par
Hole 4. The new 4-day holiday. – birdie
Hole 5. 5 Reasons to try March Madness in Vegas – birdie
Hole 6. Six Weeks till The Big Dance – par
Hole 7. half-s7lvin – birdie
Hole 8. Elite 8 “Jordan Adjusted” – par
Hole 9. NEIN – birdie

Front 9 Score: 32

Hole 10. 10 days & 10 nights – triple bogey
Hole 11. Selection Sunday – March 11th – bogey
Hole 12. HAPPY MARCHVEGAS BREAK 2012 – birdie
Hole 13. MARCHVEGAS Break 2013 – par
Hole 14. 14 Upsets – bogey
Hole 15. 15 Words to Remember – bogey
Hole 16. Sweet 16 – double bogey
Hole 17. Seventeen Lessons Learned – par
Hole 18. 18th Green: UK vs KU – par

Back 9 Score: 43

Total Score: 75

Sign card here:

Ellis W. Jordan

Witness:

M. Jordan

1. No work during MARCHVEGAS (March 15th – 18th), blau machen!

2. No, we don’t have a clue about the Final 4 or the NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship Game winners, just the Elite 8.

3. No, we haven’t started work on making Oktoberfest an official US holiday; at least not yet.

4. No, not everybody is copying the new 4-day holiday – just one.

5. No, don’t listen to your friends its fine to wear your favorite team colors or Lederhosen while in Vegas; in den tag hinein leben!

6. No, LEAPVEGAS is not a savvy enough name for a travel website, but it’s available.

7. No, the Birth of MARCHVEGAS.com was not conceived on a Wednesday, it was the Sabbath.

8. No, I am not in the runnings to be Heidi Klum’s Halloween date for 2012, but I’ve got the outfits ready just in case.

9. No, you shouldn’t spill beer (or any parts or your half-s7lvin) on anyone including Chancellor(s) during the hoop games; if this should occur the behavior will be totally brushed away.