The half-s7lvin Cocktail Minute – by MARCHVEGAS
Friday’s Cocktail:
Screwdriver – Just add Vodka on ice with fresh orange juice. And Viola!
Happy Hour Drinking Topics:
1. – Queen of Soul singing at the Coliseum at Caesars Palace.
2. – K.D. Lang at The Smith Center for Performing Arts tonight, only in Las Vegas.
3. – Eddie Murphy is not dead.
3.5 – Not going to clobber Penn State and its associates but how long do you think it will take for them to recover? I’m guessing 10 years.
4. – Mick Jagger believed to have slept with over 4,000 women. That’s 32,000 hours of required sleep says this observer.
5. – Can Mitt ever tighten his game up? Hey Mitt, tighten your game up.
[half-s7lvin] – noun 1. The amount of drinks it takes to reach your full potential during MARCHVEGAS (March 21 – 24, 2013); affects judgment, memory, relationships, commitment, vision, speech and grammer. 2. The numerical equivalence equal to or between 3.5 – 7.5 cocktails consumed.